Monday, April 7, 2008

A New Record Every Storytime now...Ow..Ow..Owwie! ow....




Originally posted on Yahoo 360 on Friday February 1, 2008 - 04:32am (CST)

Several months ago mistress began a new project with me. Storytime. She reads a chapter from a book every nite The evil twist is i put a clothes pin on my privates for every chapter,and leave it on all during the reading.. leave it to Mistress to take something so sweet, and make it hurt. Ooh. This might not seem like that big a deal, but by the time we get to chapter ten it is. it really hurts when they come off. A long chapter can produce very painfull results.

I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, and we started off storytime reading the last book in the series. The Deathly Hallows. Some of the chapters had me wiggling, and whimpering before she finnished reading. And yes I cried when i thought Harry was dead. Mistress was very sweet, and comforting to her goodboy. The book had 31 chapters. Mistress also enjoyed listening to me moaning as i took them off one by one.

Next we moved into some science fiction. We are both ardent Robert Heinlein fans.( Thus the theme for this page.) The next book was The cat who walked through walls. I don't remember the final chapter count, but it is a great book. Folks i tell you, it is hard to concentrate sometimes on the reading, while you are being tortured with 25 or so clothes pins on your shaft, and balls. Ooohh.

We are reading Time Enough For Love right now. A long sprawling book. We are just a little past halfway, and last nite we broke the record for our storytime count.. Thirty-two pins! Tonight made 33. Oh god. I'm going to run out of room down there. mistress just said to put them closer together...Which makes them really hurt i pointed out...."I know" She said in that honey dripped voice...Ooooh God.

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